Funny Shayari

» Aj mosam main kuch ajeeb C baat hai,
bay-kabu sy humaray jazbaat hain,

Gee chahta hai tum ko chura len tumhin say,
par mummy kehti hai ky chori karna buri baat hai…

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» Najanay kis baat py tum hum sy naraz hoo dost,
khuwab mein bi miltay ho toh kaddu jesa muh bana letay ho…

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» Youh bahana bana’na nahi acha,
Ham ko youh tarpana nahi acha,

Nikla naa karo sar-e-bazar by-naqaab,
Begairat hein log zamana nahi acha…

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» Dil tod ky khaa gaya wo biryani samajh kr,
Zakhmon ko chakhtah rha khobani samajh kr,

Aik boond bi khoon nahi chorha jisam ka,
Usay bi pee gaya wo nimbo pani samajh kr…

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» Niklay Jo Duniya Ke Bheer Mein Toh Jana Yeh,
Har Sakhs Wo Udaas Hy Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hy…

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» Meray Dost Tum Bi Likha Karo Shayari,
Tumhara Bi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jaye ga,

Jub Tum Per Bi Paden gy Anday orr Tamatar,
Toh Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intazam Hoo Jaye ga…

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» Teri yaad har pal satati the,
Wah Wah

Teri yaad har pal satati the,
Ek billi moti taazi the jo mazay sy ding dong khaati the…